2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.

Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.

Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.

socialism: you have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

fascism: you have 2 cows; the government takes both and sells you some milk.

bureaucratism: you have 2 cows; the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

an american corporation: you have 2 cows. you sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.

a japanese corporation: you have 2 cows. you redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. you then create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.

a swiss corporation: you have 5000 cows. none of which belong to you. you charge others for storing them.

an iraqi corporation: everyone thinks you have lots of cows. you tell them that you have none. no one believes you and they bomb your arse. you still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a democracy...

surrealism: you have two giraffes. the government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

a west-country corporation: you have 2 cows. that one on the left is kinda cute.